|classmate:||did you know when you bounce your leg like that, it means your anxious or something|
|classmate:||you're like always boucing your leg|
|me:||im literally always anxious|
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen
The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe.
You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.
friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask
I failed as a student.
I failed as a daughter.
I failed as a girlfriend.
I failed as a human being.